It’s official: This season of American Horror Story may be the most effed-up thing I’ve seen on television in a long time, but Jessica Lange’s costumes are absolutely amazing.
Seriously, with this skunkish fur coat and hat? I kind of love it, even though it’s clearly quite tacky.
Nothing says freak-show matriarch like a red-and-white striped gown, am I right?
If I had this black-and-white polo shirt in my wardrobe I’d be a very happy girl. It’s equal parts masculine and feminine, which is my style M.O.
What do you wear when conversing with a three-breasted woman? An orange leaf-print wrapdress of course!
And finally, the only thing more tragic than Elsa singing “Life on Mars” to a basically empty audience was this powder blue suit. But tragic in the best way possible, if you know what I mean.